Friday 1 April 2016

Did you know?

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Did you know that?

The letter “k” does not exist in the Irish language?

If you want to get a Pikachu onto the bus, you need to Pokémon!

A group of jellyfish is called a smack?

Your microwave and computer can drain you?  Place two teaspoons of bread soda onto a small piece of brown paper and put under each.  Change after two months.

You can’t lick your elbow.  (And you just tried)

Camels have three eyelids to protect against blowing sand.

The dot over the letter “i” is called a tittle.  (You laughed too.  Go on.  Admit it!)

A donkey can see its four feet at the same time.

People with blue eyes have a higher alcohol tolerance.

Going back to donkeys.  One will sink in quicksand but a mule won’t.

Camels chew in a figure 8 pattern.  This one reminds me to remind you, lady reader, if you run or indeed walk very fast as your chosen form of exercise, your boobs also move about in the figure 8!  Get them strapped down!

A group of toads is called a knot.

If in the unfortunate event you find yourself caught between the jaws of a crocodile, simply push your thumb into its eyeball.  It will instantly let you go.  No, I have not tested this.

Sea others hold hands (paws?) when they sleep so they don’t drift apart!

Squirrels plant thousands of new trees each year by forgetting where they put their acorns!

Crows are so intelligent, they play pranks on each other. 

All of that lint that gathers in your pockets?  It has a name.  Gnurr!  But how do you pronounce it?

Women with large backside live longer than men who mention it!

Now off you go and find a pub quiz somewhere! 

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