Apparently, this could take a while because the other participating countries have to pony up first.
Fek that! I’d be on several different private jets and off to the “other participating countries” to collect the money myself.
In Louis Vuitton suitcases.
Specially bought for the job.
Sometimes I play a little game. We’ll call it the What’ll I Do If I Win The Lottery game.
I tend to play it when the jackpot reaches the six or seven million mark. I’m not interested otherwise. One million euro or even two million would go nowhere with me. In fact if I did scoop a two million win, I’d keep so quiet about it, I’d be purple in the face.
Don’t get me wrong, Mr. Man In The Lottery Office, I’d only love to win a couple of million euros, but when you get a load of my shopping list you’ll see what I mean.
Honestly, it would go nowhere. Especially as I’ve always said, I would sequester some of it all for my very own self and invest it somewhere. Until such time as it is needed; like when I’m old and on the continent. I said on the continent!
In the meantime, if I won the lottery this is what I think I would do:
- be sensible and pay off all debts. Like most people today, we have a few. It would be great not to have to worry about those anymore. But first I would add to those debts and max out all of our credit cards until that pesky money came through.
- get a man (or a woman!) in to finish off our driveway. Lovely, smooth tarmac for the kids to ride their bikes on, to draw on with those big, thick street chalks. A lovely driveway would also tidy up the look of the house a little bit.
- buy lovely shutters for the windows. After I replaced them all with ones that are twice, no three times the size. All that lovely, lovely light coming through. Look, home improvements would be on your list too so stop calling me boring.
- change the car for one that’s just 5 years old. €94 million or not, I don’t see the point in buying a brand new one. Not with our lot.
- go mad in a book shop with the lads. Mad!!!!
- jump in our new ’08 seven seater and go on a road trip around Ireland with the lads and Mister Husband. We would stay a few days in each town and have the pick of hotels.
- go on a nice holiday after our road trip to rest.
But after today, this is what I would really do if I won €94 million euros.
Pay someone to come in and change my bed linen for me.
Disclaimer! Above is subject to T&C’s in the event that I do actually win someday. All T&C’s are subject to change according to how I see fit. Just so we’re clear.
Love it! I always want to win but never buy a ticket!ReplyDelete